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Friday, February 27, 2009

The Friday (Night) Confessional, February 27th


Confession Number 483:  I am a total pen kleptomaniac.  No excuses, no apologies.  But I do have class, meaning I never snag the only pen on the counter or pens from little old ladies with lilac colored hair.  But other than that, they somehow wind up in the center console of my little coupe or the back pocket of my jeans and I hand them out freely to those in need of ink.  I like to think of myself as the Robin Hood of pens, stealing from the [pen] rich and giving to the [pen] poor.


Other than that, my morals are fairly high.  Just to be clear.  'Cause we can never be too clear on morals.

9 comments:

Brian Wigand said...

My confession: Uhhh... I watched the majority of the "True Beauty" series with my wife. . . . . . . and I'm so glad Joel lost! GO JULIA!!!

UmberDove said...

AH hahahahahahah

oh wigand, let me repeat...

hahahahahahhahahah

mme. bookling said...

I thought this one was going to be about how you steal leaves from public planters in order to make starters in your house.

Plant Thief!

UmberDove said...

ssshhhhhhh! That's, uh, that's TOTALLY different!

BC said...

Brian- Freaking hilarious.

Confession 28: Sometimes when I'm driving, I pretend I'm in a driver's training/test to get your license. I wonder to myself, "Hmm, I wonder if I would still pass if I flipped off that jackass that was driving 45 in the fast lane?"

The thought process typically ends when I can't take driving that slow or I decide to make an aggressive California driver move, to which I say, "Bah, I know I'm a better driver than most of these damn WA people."

jordan said...

my confession is - i'm much too open in confessing the things i do. i sometimes wonder if this is pathological. i don't know why, but i have no shame about telling people virtually anything they might (or might not, which is likely more often the case) want to know about me. i also can't lie, so if anyone asks me a question about myself i can never brush it off in order to save myself embarrassment then or later on, when the spoken fact surfaces at some inopportune moment. i like to think i'm just plain honest, but maybe it's a problem. i don't know.

Michaela Dawn said...

This is an endearing little confession!

UmberDove said...

Oh Jordan, you're in good company! The Friday Confessional is here for you to live out your little honest-exhibitionist tendencies. After, that's why I started it!

thewindhover said...

BC - am glad I don't drive near you (or drive at all) for fear of my life.

And I guess a confession of mine would be my love and wonderment of abandoned properties. I have been known to break into a few when I was much (MUCH) younger; just to have a loook.